Frosty Cream Boy: Well, uh, what would you like? Karl: You got any biscuits for sale in there? Frosty Cream Boy: Well no. Welcome to our humble home, Buddy.įrosty Cream Boy: Can I help you, sir? Can I help you, sir? Karl Childers: I was kinda wantin' somethin' 'nother to eat, mmm-hmm. You're just a humped-over retard, seems to me. Doyle: So you're just crazy in a retard kind of way, huh? Wouldn't matter to me if you did do violence on someone. I know it.ĭoyle Hargraves: Was you in the nut house for hackin' somebody up with a hatchet? Karl Childers: I never used no hatchet that I remember. Doyle: I ain't saying it's right, I'm just telling the damn truth. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. Mmm.ĭoyle Hargraves: Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. If you all don't shut up I'm about to go out of my mind, ol' Karl over here is about to bust a spring, he's already off balance.ĭialogue Marsha Dwiggins: Will you ever kill anyone again, Karl? Karl Childers: I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.Well I can't understand none of it, this one begat this one, this one begat that one, begat, begat, lo and behold someone says some shit or another just how retarded are you?.In some circles, this is considered a piece of automotive art. Not that you two afflicted sumbitches know anything about this, but you're sitting in a crew cab dualie pickup.Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. That second one just plum near cut his head in two. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. I think the bad stuff should be saved up for the people who's grown up. I don't think anything bad ought to happen to children.One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom.That Frank, he lives inside of his own heart. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades. The Bible says two men ought not lay together. I don't reckon you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy.I guess I am going to have to get used to lookin at perty people, and perty people going to have to get used to lookin at me.It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and what not, y'know. Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other 'un. It's kindly a long wood handle, kinda like an axe handle, with a long blade on it shaped kindly like a bananer. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
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